Veri's Art Contest Entry 4I went to the Open Mike Night the other day. From the name of it, you’d think it was one of those bars where depressed people go up and read poems or whatever, but it was actually a huge fancy party. Everyone was dressed in snappy clothes(this is where I make a joke about my tuxedo, but I’m not going to), and it was really a great night.Veri's Art Contest Entry 4
I went up on stage once and tried to make some jokes, but people just threw things at me, so I let Rock take it from there. For a hunk of stone, he can really make something sound dramatic, funny, or creepy. He wants to be an announcer for overly dramatic movie commercials one day.
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Veri's Art Contest Entry 2I’m Blandy. I know you can’t see me right now, but let’s just say I look like I’ve been through a garbage disposal. I’m going to use questions and imagery to explain what happened to me. You may laugh, but let me assure you, it was no laughing matter. Okay, it probably looked pretty funny to anyone watching, but to me, it was definitely NOT a laughing matter.Veri's Art Contest Entry 2
Have you ever been hit by a tazer or stun gun? Whichever kind they hold up to you, not the one they shoot at you. I can never remember which is which. You probably haven’t been hit by either of them, but you probably know that they hurt. A
Veri's Art Contest Entry 1“Blandy! BLANDY!”Veri's Art Contest Entry 1
Blandy opened his eyes and looked down from the tree he was sleeping on. A pearl-white figure was looking up worriedly at him. “Hey, Jeb.” Blandy said. “What’s up?” The armadillo seemed tired and out of breath. “The playground… Huge scene! There’s so much gore, I don’t know what happened! I was just walking by and saw the mess, so I ran all the way over here…” panted Jeb. “Slow down, man.” Said Blandy calmly. “Wait…Why did you run here?” He asked. “Clearly because I… Ah, DAMMIT!” said Jeb angrily. The genie was so
-looks outside- It's October.
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Family guy Criss: he has Pussy willows in his ear
Family guy Lois: Criss thats a terrible word to say...........Pussy willow
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